Tuesday, September 26, 2006

If You Didn't Know...Peeing in Public...

Isn't just for homeless people!!!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, in this city, even if you are the a proud tenant who turns in a hefty rent check every month, you may still choose to pee in the streets. Go ahead, everybody's doing it! Just get yourself a pair of manila folders to hold on either side of your junk while you whip in out in between a pair of SUVs that are parked next to Gramercy Park. Hell, it's the last private park in New York City—to get in youd need akey. Nevermind that Julia Roberts (who lives in one of the buildings surrounding the park) might see you, nevermind might traumatize an editorial assistant on her lunch break—for life. Please, relieve yourself, we all understand, a toliet—excluding of course those McDonalds and Starbucks on every corner—is just too damn far away.


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