D.C. Nostalgia

Sometimes, I honestly miss D.C.

Where as New York is all "I'm so snobby!" in a skinny, fashionable model/actress way; D.C. is "I'm so snobby!" in a I went to Princeton/Yale/UVA way.

NYC: "Oh my god I saw Ben Stiller!"
D.C.: "Oh my god I saw Barack Obama!"

NYC: "I wear a suit to Wall St."
D.C.: "I always wear a grey suit and a blue or red tie! (I like to mix it up.)"

NYC: "Check out my BIG ASS Balenciaga bag!"
D.C.: "Check out my BIG ASS S.U.V.!"

NYC: "I depise chain restaurants!"
D.C.: "My favorite restaurant is Outback Steakhouse, and of course, Starbucks! I just looove Starbucks."

NYC: "I'm a Manahattan snob!"
D.C.: "I'm a Northern Virginia snob!"

NYC: "I miss Target. There's one in Brooklyn. That's far."
D.C.: "I live within a 10 mile radius of SEVEN Targets!"

NYC: "I hate that skinny bitch Lindsay Lohan."
D.C.: "I hate that bitchy bitch Hillary Clinton."

NYC: "George Bush is such a dumb ass."
50-percent of D.C.: "George Bush is such a dumb ass."
50-percent of D.C.: "George Bush is such a dumb ass, but I have to do what he says or I'm out of a job."