OHMYGODISTHATBENSTILLER?

A real celebrity sighting on the Upper East Side tonight. None of that “How do I know him?” crap. This was the jaw-dropping-face-reddening-trying-to-be-cool-while-you-ask-your-friend-under-your-breath-is-that-a-famous-person-?-kind of deal. And I know that celebrities are human beings, but I was SHOCKED to see Ben Stiller walking down the street in real life just like he walks in the movies! Yes, one foot in front of the other. But I’m talking about the way he walks—walking all Ben Stiller-like down LIZZIE’S STREET. A whole hell of a lot closer to Central Park, but still, her street!

Speaking of how stars are “Just like Us!” I think that I am going to have to join Annie’s Us Magazine (Book) Club.