First Job, Version 2 (J.1.2)
Today I accepted my second first job--thats right, second first job, I was more or less fired from the first first job for lacking experience.
Beginning Monday, I will ride elevators, sit at a desk, and rewrite press releases into engaging and stimulating reading for professionals in alcohol biz at my new office on 28th and Park for $1000 less than J.1.1, even though I live in New York City, not at home with my parents.
Scary.
But I'm not unemployed and I have health benefits. Yes. Ben. Ne. Fits.
Oh, and I will be moving to Brooklyn or Queens or Harlem or under a bridge in Central Park.
Beginning Monday, I will ride elevators, sit at a desk, and rewrite press releases into engaging and stimulating reading for professionals in alcohol biz at my new office on 28th and Park for $1000 less than J.1.1, even though I live in New York City, not at home with my parents.
Scary.
But I'm not unemployed and I have health benefits. Yes. Ben. Ne. Fits.
Oh, and I will be moving to Brooklyn or Queens or Harlem or under a bridge in Central Park.
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