To: The Bathroom Talkers

People. People. Seriously, what is up with having phone conversations in the bathroom? Even if you aren’t pulling a talk-and-flush, I am going to flush eventually, and then whoever you’re talking to will know that you are IN A RESTROOM! Doesn’t this concern you? Maybe you want to have a private conversation with your boyfriend, take a walk around the building! Maybe you need to call your cell phone company about your broken phone…do it from your desk, please. I would much rather listen to that discussion at my desk than while I’m trying to pee.