Monday, May 08, 2006

Yes I Did, But No I Did NOT Wait in Line to Touch the Fish Bowl

I saw David Blaine in Lincoln Center. I did. But only because I was going to be walking by Lincoln Center anyway. And NO I did wait in line to touch the fish bowl.

Coach Patrick: That's what they want you to do. You stuck it to them!

Heck yeah. I'm bad ass. The badest bad ass that made the trip to see David Blaine. I even considered throwing something inside the fish bowl. But there were cops. And I have bad aim.

But I can tell you the meaning of life, I mean, I can tell you why David Blaine was in the fish bowl for seven days...a two-hour television special simply cannot be made out of nine minutes of breath-holding. Even David Blaine's death-defying card tricks will not keep a 5 year-old watching for two hours. But if you build a water bubble, put David Blaine in it for seven days, they will come.


Blogger No Life Girl said...

That's what passes as entertainment in NYC now. The arts are dead so instead we watch a grown man hold his breath in a fishbowl. In Lincoln Center no less. A place that at one time showcased the greatest talents in the world.

What happened to the NYC that I loved?

10:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice! Where you get this guestbook? I want the same script.. Awesome content. thankyou.

5:38 AM  

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